Hit the Road, Jack
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.” — Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums If Jack Kerouac were still alive today, March 12th would have […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: Super Mario Bros. Theme Played on Ancient Chinese Instrument
If you’re a fan of the Super Mario Bros. franchise (except for that awful movie), odds are you’ll love this. You’ll probably love it because you’ve never seen anything like […]
Yet Another Example of Why Parents Should Never Tell Their Kids Anything
It’s no secret that keeping anything confidential these days is a difficult task. And even if someone wanted (or needed) to keep something secret, social media is increasingly telling us […]
Viral Video of the Week: Fame is Terrifying and Stupid
In case you didn’t know, Rihanna is a famous person. She is famous for singing and dancing and stuff. Since she’s famous, she makes lots and lots of money. That […]
On the NFL’s Absurd Selective Morality
In March, the NFL competition committee will likely approve a rule that penalizes any player that uses the N-word on the field, according to reports. While the specific penalty hasn’t […]
We Cast “Space Jam 2” (You’re Welcome, Warner Bros.)
According to reports, “Space Jam 2” is about to happen. Awesome. According to other reports, “Space Jam 2” is not about to happen. But LeBron James would be totally down […]
Viral Video of the Week: Brilliant Kids Make Us Feel Dumb
I’m feeling pretty insecure about my brainpower lately. And, after watching these videos, you’ll probably feel that way too. Sorry about that. Our first video shows Shubham Banerjee, a California […]
The Quest to Determine 2014’s Signature Food: Doritos Loaded Announces its Candidacy
[Editor’s Note: This article is the first installment of a (hopefully) recurring column in which we discuss the latest food obsession and consider its chances at becoming 2014’s signature fare. […]
Viral Video of the Week: What Should We Think About These Rapping Teachers?
Is this the best or the worst thing ever? I can’t tell. Seriously, can someone help me? Various sites have said that this video of two North Carolina teachers announcing […]
The Strange Saga of “Flappy Bird”
I tell myself that I’ll just play one more round. One more round and then I’ll go to sleep/send out resumes/feed my dog/make dinner/be a human being again. I start […]
Little Utopia 