This Spaghetti, Ranch, and Sugar Sandwich is the World’s Most Disgusting Sandwich
Hey so the NBA draft happened last week! Did you watch? Maybe you don’t care. Either way, you didn’t miss much. Some dudes walked up on a stage, put on […]
Category Archives: SPORTS
LeBron is World’s Best Player and World’s Best Loser of NBA Finals
In this 2015 NBA Finals, and in every other NBA Finals in which he has played, LeBron James has “played a great job.” We can all agree on that. The […]
Viral Video of the Week: Sweet and Cool Hare Escapes Death by Avalanche
It’s been a pretty terrible week around the world in the way of current events: the Pope tried to take care of the Earth and people just told him to […]
Internet Trolls are Ruining the MLB All-Star Game, and It’s Awesome
If you’re a millennial, you’re probably a lazy moocher who SHOULD JUST GET A JOB ALREADY. Also: You probably really don’t care about baseball very much. But you should! At […]
An Open Letter to LeBron James
Mr. James, I haven’t forgotten, you know. Those four years in Miami feel like a distant memory now, with the Heat performing so poorly in the 2014-2015 season. You were […]
ESPN Airs World Armwrestling League Championship, Reminding Us that We are Failures
Oh hey, did you know that the World Armwrestling League Championship was on ESPN last night? Yeah, I didn’t think you knew. Well, now you know, because yes it was […]
Don’t Tweet … Ever (Even if It’s Your Job)
The first round of the NBA playoffs — aside from a Clippers–Spurs series that will surely be remembered for decades to come — was downright awful. To know that, all […]
Keeping Up With the Jameses: Why the Life of LeBron James Would Make a Great Sketch Comedy Show
After Little Utopia’s managing editor Laura Creel wrote a piece on The Kroll Show, I have to admit that my wife and I watched “Publizity” sketches for a good hour […]
Viral Video of the Week: Epic Soccer Celebration Fail
When a team scores a goal in soccer, the players should celebrate. Scoring a goal is hard, and it doesn’t happen all that often. So, by all means, do a […]
The Blue Devil is in the Details: How Two Blown Calls Ruined the NCAA National Championship Game
It is fashionable for everyone in America to hate the Duke University basketball team. That hatred is something that has been a part of the fabric of the NCAA Men’s […]
