In case you didn’t know, Rihanna is a famous person. She is famous for singing and dancing and stuff. Since she’s famous, she makes lots and lots of money. That sounds nice.
But, because she’s famous, she apparently also lives her life in fear of being crushed by roaming hordes of people, who are desperate to get an autograph from her/touch her/instagram themselves near her/scream loudly in her ear/etc. Take for instance this video, which is just her trying to get from a car to her hotel in Paris.
Now, I have no idea what being famous is like. But I do know that if things like this are even remotely normal for famous people, I’ll pass. This looks like the stuff that nightmares are made of.
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Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.
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