Welcome to the Miami Heat Family, Boomer
I thought it might be a sign when I noticed for the first time that the Indiana Pacers’ mascot is a cat. And what a cat it is. It gets […]
Monthly Archives: May 2014
Ancient River North American Tour 2014: An Ugly Experience and Nasty Weather En Route to Denver
[Editor’s Note: This is the tenth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
Viral Video of the Week: Keyboard Cat Returns
We’re not sure why you are on the internet today. Your extended weekend is coming to a close, and you’ll be back in the cubicle tomorrow. You should be out […]
Epiphanies with a Crazy Cat Lady
I had a talk with a woman at work the other day, one of those chats that begin as small talk but end up evolving into something surprisingly profound. This […]
Ancient River North American Tour 2014: Supportive Fans, Great Sound, and Awesome Food
[Editor’s Note: This is the ninth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
Viral Video of the Week: Cat Saves Boy and is Awarded the Medal of Freedom (Most Likely)
By now you’ve probably seen the video below. It’s been everywhere. We don’t care. It’s awesome and you should watch it again (also any cat video is wonderful click bait […]
Great. Now Jonathan Safran Foer Has Made Me Hate Chipotle
I didn’t want to have to hate Chipotle. In college, we were almost like best friends. Their $6-$8 burritos (depending on if I wanted to add the guacamole for $1.80) […]
Ancient River North American Tour 2014: Adventures in the Midwest
[Editor’s Note: This is the eighth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
Viral Video of the Week: Golf Makes Richard H. Lee Regret Everything
Golf is dumb. If you play golf, you are more than likely a masochist who needs to put down that pitching wedge and immediately seek therapy. Seriously, why are you […]
Matt Cain and the Wonderful World of Baseball Injuries
Sports are brutal on the human body. Hockey players are forever destined to suffer from gruesome facial injuries and basketball players deal with torn ligaments and broken bones regularly. Unless […]
Little Utopia 