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I thought it might be a sign when I noticed for the first time that the Indiana Pacers’ mascot is a cat. And what a cat it is. It gets […]
I thought it might be a sign when I noticed for the first time that the Indiana Pacers’ mascot is a cat. And what a cat it is. It gets […]
[Editor’s Note: This is the tenth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
We’re not sure why you are on the internet today. Your extended weekend is coming to a close, and you’ll be back in the cubicle tomorrow. You should be out […]
I had a talk with a woman at work the other day, one of those chats that begin as small talk but end up evolving into something surprisingly profound. This […]
[Editor’s Note: This is the ninth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
By now you’ve probably seen the video below. It’s been everywhere. We don’t care. It’s awesome and you should watch it again (also any cat video is wonderful click bait […]
I didn’t want to have to hate Chipotle. In college, we were almost like best friends. Their $6-$8 burritos (depending on if I wanted to add the guacamole for $1.80) […]
[Editor’s Note: This is the eighth part in an ongoing series chronicling Ancient River’s 2014 North American Tour. If you missed the first part or would like some background on […]
Golf is dumb. If you play golf, you are more than likely a masochist who needs to put down that pitching wedge and immediately seek therapy. Seriously, why are you […]
Sports are brutal on the human body. Hockey players are forever destined to suffer from gruesome facial injuries and basketball players deal with torn ligaments and broken bones regularly. Unless […]