Everything You Think You Know About Your Bed is a Lie
[Editor’s note: This post is admittedly a cheap stunt to get Balluga to send me one of their incredible, interactive beds. If you are reading this, upper management person at […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: Dog Athlete Attempts World Record Long Jump
Dog athletes are just like human athletes. Dog athletes train incessantly to sculpt their dog bodies and perfect their dog craft. They are revered in their dog culture and receive […]
Viral Video of the Week: Local News is Great in Other Countries Too
We’ve known for a while now that local news is incredible in the United States. When it’s on (and by “on” we mean “goes horribly wrong”), it is really just […]
Once Again, Beer is Here to Save Us All
No matter how many magical things beer does, it never ceases to amaze me. In the past, it has saved our country from complete embarrassment by allowing our degenerate gambler […]
Viral Video of the Week: BASE Jumping Off the Freedom Tower
Back on September 30th of 2013, four men from the state of New York entered the Freedom Tower around 3 a.m. and parachuted from the top of the building down […]
OK, Robots, Now It’s Personal
When I started writing at Little Utopia, I thought my robot preoccupation was nothing more than a funny, harmless gag. Look at this robot block Lionel Messi’s penalty kicks. Let’s […]
Viral Video of the Week: Highlights on a Budget
As I’ve said before, local news can provide us with our Viral Video of the Week segment every single week. So, we’re going back to the well again. But, unlike […]
Please, People, Vaccinate Your Children
This is why we can’t have nice things. Measles, a disease declared to be eliminated from the U.S. in 2000, is spreading in New York and outbreaks have been reported […]
It was the Best of Times, It was the Nelly(est) of Times
It had to end sometime. I just wish it didn’t have to end so soon. On Monday, March 17th, San Francisco’s Latino Mix 105.7 stopped playing a constant loop of […]
Viral Video of the Week: More Local News? More Local News!
We are in serious discussion here at Little Utopia about changing our recurring “Viral Video of the Week” to a “Local News Clip of the Week.” If we keep finding […]
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