Justin Bieber is Pretty Much the Worst, but His Music Will Save You from a Bear Attack
Picture this: You are a Russian fisherman. It’s early, you’re still sleepy, and you really don’t want to have to go to work today. As you head to your fishing […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: Watch this Sheep Own a Cyclist in a Race
As humans, we often like to think that we are the pinnacle of athletic achievement. “Ha ha,” we think to ourselves, “We are the pinnacle of athletic achievement.” But, every […]
Reviews of (Terrible) Movies Based Solely on a 5 to 10 Minute Fight Scene
This past weekend I was flipping through channels when I noticed a small miracle in process: R.I.P.D. and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter were playing simultaneously. With nothing else to do […]
Viral Video of the Week: Incredible Limbo Skating Six-Year-Old
Limbo skating is a thing? Limbo skating is a thing! It has world records and everything. I’m not sure if the sport will ever become mainstream, but, if it does, […]
Beertopia: Dogfish Head Brewery’s 60 Minute IPA
This column reviews a beer based on aroma, appearance, taste and palate (mouthfeel). At the end of each review, we score the beer based on a five-star system (one star meaning you […]
I Ate Doritos Loaded So You Wouldn’t Have To
If you remember, back in February Little Utopia announced our now seemingly ill-fated quest to determine 2014’s signature food. The first contender for the crown was Doritos, specifically for their […]
Viral Video of the Week: Seattle Sounders Grant Teenager’s Wish
Without a doubt, a lot of terrible happened toward the end of last week and into the weekend. But, thankfully, there was also a bit of good occurring on a […]
The Sun Always Sets on Sporting Empires
Around the turn of the 19th century, a phrase started to appear in writings and speeches about the seemingly unending expansion of the British Empire. Although the phrase had slight […]
Viral Video of the Week: Insane Water Slide Test Run
Do you ever wonder how they test crazy amusement park rides before they open them to the public? Well, here’s part of the answer. At Schlitterbahn, a Kansas City water park, […]
Viral Video of the Week: Robot Finally Used for Good
You know how I feel about robots. I don’t trust them. I don’t want them serving me food. And I’m pretty sure that they are going to take what could […]
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