Olive Garden is Even More Desperate Than You Thought
Olive Garden is desperate. We all know it, and Olive Garden knows it too. Either people don’t really have the time to eat there and opt for something almost as […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: If You Play Lorde’s “Royals,” You Will be Surrounded by Cows
When it’s time for your cows to come home, how do you get them to return? Do you offer them food? Do you ask a dog for help? Do you […]
Ban Comments
The internet is the worst. I hate it. You — if you’re being honest — hate it too. Believe it or not, we don’t all hate the internet just because […]
Striker Depth Could be Achilles Heel for Chelsea
Last season, Chelsea had a striker problem. Fernando Torres, Demba Ba, and Samuel Eto’o just weren’t good enough. The trio combined for only 19 of Chelsea’s 71 goals in Premier […]
Viral Video of the Week: Best Restaurant Commercial of All Time
We love local news here. You know that. Somehow though, we may have found a genre that we love even more: local restaurant commercials. This commercial is bizarre and wonderful […]
Viral Video of the Week: Georgia Bulldogs’ Malcolm Mitchell is in the Best Book Club
Malcolm Mitchell is a star wide receiver on the field for the Georgia Bulldogs. Off the field, he’s an avid reader who has always wanted to join a book club. […]
For the New York Jets, Fireman Ed is the One that Got Away
On the football field, the New York Jets are sad and pathetic. In the most Jets moment of all time, the team ended their season last year by giving head […]
In Praise of KSU President Raymond Burse
Admittedly, a fair amount of our articles often end up being pretty critical. In some ways, I think this is a reflection of the media culture that we find ourselves […]
Viral Video of the Week: Sneaky Lion Cub Scares Dog
To my knowledge, lions and dogs don’t often live together. At Cornellskop Animal Training Farm in South Africa though, they do. Most of the time they are friends, but sometimes […]
Is Print Dead? What About Now? Now?
If you’re into following this sort of thing, you probably know that print is declared dead just about every week. At this point, it’s a pretty trite argument. Just as […]
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