How Puppy Bowl X Changed the Fantasy Game Forever
At the beginning of this NFL season, I made a relatively easy gut-wrenching decision. I decided to forgo playing fantasy football, for what would have been my fifth consecutive year. […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: You Shall Not Pass!
Hey! Welcome back to Little Utopia! How was your holiday season? What’s that? Oh, you’re not here for the chitchat? You’re just here for the video of the man from […]
Don’t be a Menace to New York City While Drinking Your Adult Bevarage at SantaCon
See, this is why we can’t have nice things. Because of Santa. Or rather, because of a bunch of drunken bros, who happen to dress up as Santa for SantaCon. […]
Viral Video of the Week: Don’t Let Your Cat Decorate the Christmas Tree
Cats are good at many things: hunting mice, jumping in boxes, napping, etc. Although they are adept at all these things, cats are not the best Christmas tree decorators. So, […]
Please, Allow Us to be the First to Welcome You to Creepsville, USA
If we’re being completely honest, the title of this article is a bit misleading. But not for the reason you might think. Yes, this story is located on Main Street […]
Yet Another Example of Why Airlines Are Not to be Trusted
If you’ve been on an airplane recently, you know that it’s a pretty terrible experience. There’s just no getting around it. It’s going to suck. Actually though, there’s no need […]
Viral Video of the Week: For the Love of Robots
You probably heard about this about a week ago, but, as your friendly neighborhood robot alarmist, I felt it my duty to inform those of you that haven’t. Amazon will […]
Sure, You Can Take the Sriracha Away … When You Pry It from My Cold, Dead Hands
Last week, the news I had been dreading popped up on Little Utopia’s twitter feed: The Sriracha factory in Irwindale, California had been ordered to partially shut down by a […]
Viral Video of the Week: Shop ‘Til You Drop (Because Someone Punched You in the Face Over a TV)
If Thanksgiving brings out the best in some of us, then Black Friday (and now whatever Thursday night is being called) brings out the worst. Can we all agree to […]
Misgivings About Thanksgiving
With Thanksgiving being tomorrow and all, I feel compelled to write about it. But — because grad school has taught me that almost everything that appears to be simple is […]
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