Please, Allow Us to be the First to Welcome You to Creepsville, USA

WHAT. THE. HELL. MAN. (Screen shot from http://youtu.be/esU4Ql1nzuQ)

If we’re being completely honest, the title of this article is a bit misleading. But not for the reason you might think.

Yes, this story is located on Main Street in Creepsville, USA (this fictional town won a short but intense competition for fictional town names in my mind with the alternate crappy town name: Creepsylvania), but it isn’t actually the first time we’ve had the pleasure of introducing you to this wonderful town. No, the first time was actually when we told you about the plastic surgeon that had created the perfect wife for himself. Remember that guy? (If you had forgotten, please accept our apologies for placing him back into your nightmares.)

Well, even though we didn’t know it back then, Dr. Matlock had an equally horrifying set of neighbors, although we think this family has managed to one up him. We know, we know! We didn’t think it was possible, either. But, in the interest of fairness, we’ll let you decide.

Surprisingly (insert much-needed internet sarcasm symbol), Dr. Matlock’s neighbor is also a plastic surgeon. Like Dr. Matlock, Dr. Michael Niccole is also in the news for frequently operating on his family members. Unlike Dr. Matlock, however, Dr. Niccole isn’t operating on his Frakenbride; nope, he’s operating on his daughters: his adopted daughters.

Dr. Niccole first performed surgery on his daughter, Charm, when she was only 10 years old, turning her outie into an innie. Since then, Charm and her sister Brittani, who are both now 25, have had multiple surgeries performed by their father, including breast augmentations and rhinoplasties.

Apparently, the mother of the family was the only one who fought against the repeated plastic surgery because she was worried that her daughters “could become addicted to plastic surgery.”

“I fought it for a long time but when I saw how much she hated her nose, I gave in again,” Penny Niccole said.

At least you gave it a shot, Penny. At least you gave it a shot. So, until next time, this has been your latest update from Creepsville, USA.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a shower.

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Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.