You probably didn’t know this, but Lionel Messi was in Japan not too long ago. What was he doing there, you ask? Not much, just seeing the sights, probably sampling some of the world’s finest cuisine. Oh, and taking penalty kicks against a robotic keeper on Japanese television! Because that’s the kind of stuff you do if you’re the world’s greatest player, apparently.

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Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.

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