Viral Video of the Week: Dog Athlete Attempts World Record Long Jump

Dog athletes are just like human athletes. Dog athletes train incessantly to sculpt their dog bodies and perfect their dog craft. They are revered in their dog culture and receive the highest dog salaries (two and a half scoops of kibble per day). And, every once in a while, their dog legacy is defined by a single dog moment.

For one dog athlete, that moment came just a week ago. After years of training, Snoopy was ready to attempt to break a historic record. No dog athlete before him had ever jumped from that far away from the couch and successfully landed. Could Snoopy set a new mark that future generations of dog athletes would look upon with wonder?

Oh! So close.

Stay away from the internet this week, Snoopy. The media coverage is going to be brutal.

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CharlieCharlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.

Previously from Charlie Crespo:
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Once Again, Beer is Here to Save Us All
Viral Video of the Week: BASE Jumping Off the Freedom Tower
OK, Robots, Now It’s Personal
Viral Video of the Week: Highlights on a Budget

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