Can We All Agree to Stop Calling 911 About Fast Food?
No matter how hard I try, there will just be some things I never understand about humans. One of those things is why so many people call 911 over food. […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: The Pizza Workout Plan
Eating pizza and working out don’t really work at the same time. Normally, you work out to eat the pizza. Or because you ate the pizza, you work out. But […]
Viral Video of the Week: Keyboard Cat Returns
We’re not sure why you are on the internet today. Your extended weekend is coming to a close, and you’ll be back in the cubicle tomorrow. You should be out […]
Viral Video of the Week: Cat Saves Boy and is Awarded the Medal of Freedom (Most Likely)
By now you’ve probably seen the video below. It’s been everywhere. We don’t care. It’s awesome and you should watch it again (also any cat video is wonderful click bait […]
Great. Now Jonathan Safran Foer Has Made Me Hate Chipotle
I didn’t want to have to hate Chipotle. In college, we were almost like best friends. Their $6-$8 burritos (depending on if I wanted to add the guacamole for $1.80) […]
Viral Video of the Week: Golf Makes Richard H. Lee Regret Everything
Golf is dumb. If you play golf, you are more than likely a masochist who needs to put down that pitching wedge and immediately seek therapy. Seriously, why are you […]
Matt Cain and the Wonderful World of Baseball Injuries
Sports are brutal on the human body. Hockey players are forever destined to suffer from gruesome facial injuries and basketball players deal with torn ligaments and broken bones regularly. Unless […]
Viral Video of the Week: Innovations in Football Helmet Safety
It seems like you can’t talk about football without talking about head injuries these days. There just doesn’t seem to be a great solution for a problem that is becoming […]
Does Anyone Want to Win the English Premier League?
If you haven’t been following the English Premier League this season, you’ve been seriously missing out. Not only has it been the most competitive top-flight league in the world, it’s […]
Viral Video of the Week: Dani Alves Punks Racist Fan
Thanks to the repulsive comments from Donald Sterling, we’ve had racism invade our sports in the U.S. recently. While we debate and write think pieces about how to handle Sterling, […]
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