Frankenbride; or, The Contemporary Prometheus
Well, the plastic surgery world just keeps getting creepier doesn’t it? Although many of the new trendy surgeries, like dimpleplasty and toe shortening, and the societal pressures that lead people […]
Author Archives: Charlie Crespo
Viral Video of the Week: ESPN is Clearly Excited to Have the NFL Back
ESPN is always thrilled to get football back. How do I know? Because they do stuff like this. Now, I have my own feelings about this video. However, because I […]
On Trying to Find a Sleeping Bag in Shanghai
After flying in coach for 20 hours from Fort Lauderdale to Shanghai, largely without sleeping, common sense told me that I’d be exhausted. But I wasn’t. I was wired and, […]
Flopping Has Finally Infiltrated the NFL
A specter is haunting the NFL. With each passing game, it threatens to forever change the sport beloved by so many Americans. Wait … what? You thought I was going […]
Science Says You’re Happy With a 40-Hour Work Week
With my academic career coming to a close after this semester (I think), I guess it’s finally time to start looking for a full-time job. Hey, I’ve started to think […]
Viral Video of the Week: Georgia Fan Sobs on the Radio
OK, so this isn’t actually a video. But, you’ll have to trust us here. This is just too good not to share. If you’re a true college football fan, you […]
Beertopia: Duvel Moortgat’s Duvel
This column reviews a beer based on aroma, appearance, taste and palate (mouthfeel). At the end of each review, we score the beer based on a five-star system (one star meaning you […]
The Pavel Datsyuk Conundrum
On August 22nd, Detroit Red Wings’ center Pavel Datsyuk created a small uproar in the hockey community. Almost always, the uproars created by Datsyuk are in response to his latest […]
Monday’s Viral Video: Don’t Forget Your Phone
We’ve all had this experience at some point. You’re in the middle of telling a really awesome story and you hear someone laugh before you get to the funny part. […]
Dude … Cookie Monster is a Scumbag
I had wanted to break this news to you earlier, dear reader, but I thought it might be in poor taste. No one of us would like to be judged […]
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