Evan Wix (@EvanWix) is a guest contributor for Little Utopia.

Evan is a Nexus-6 model replicant working in a marketing warehouse cooking hamburgers for the apocalypse. He speaks in random movie quotes and has a secondary function of exposing the truth that Leonardo DiCaprio is a vampire.

Most Recent Articles:
♦ Magically Maddening: How the 1982 NCAA Basketball Tournament Created a Fan for Life, Part 2
♦ Magically Maddening: How the 1982 NCAA Basketball Tournament Created a Fan for Life, Part 1
♦ Man Shocked After Discovery of Racist Bone in Body
♦ Abbreviated Communication Breakdown
♦ Epiphanies with a Crazy Cat Lady