This Spaghetti, Ranch, and Sugar Sandwich is the World’s Most Disgusting Sandwich
Hey so the NBA draft happened last week! Did you watch? Maybe you don’t care. Either way, you didn’t miss much. Some dudes walked up on a stage, put on […]
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Don’t Tweet … Ever (Even if It’s Your Job)
The first round of the NBA playoffs — aside from a Clippers–Spurs series that will surely be remembered for decades to come — was downright awful. To know that, all […]
Will Derrick Rose Ever Return to MVP Form?
After Derrick Rose won the MVP award in the 2010-2011 season, averaging 25 points and 7.7 assists per game, his ceiling seemed limitless. Rose had the potential to go down […]
Viral Video of the Week: You Can’t Take Mason Plumlee Anywhere
If you were thinking of inviting Mason Plumlee of the Brooklyn Nets to your party this weekend, don’t do it. Mason Plumlee will ruin your party. You and your friends […]
Viral Video of the Week: Hassan Whiteside’s Block Party
It’s been a rough season for Miami Heat fans. LeBron James went back to Cleveland, the best remaining players have been unable to get healthy all at once, and there […]
Viral Video of the Week: The Atlanta Hawks Can’t Stop Embarrassing Themselves
The NBA is finally back this week. That’s great. Unfortunately, that also means that the Atlanta Hawks are back, which is not so great because the Hawks are a complete […]
LeBron James Still Plays for the Miami Heat … in His Heart
LeBron James doesn’t play for the Miami Heat anymore. He wanted to go home get a lot more power within an organization and all that, so he did. I’m sure […]
The Return of Dwyane Wade
A lot of people doubt Dwyane Wade’s ability to return from a postseason like the one he had last year. Wade often seemed out of shape, slow, and lazy, specifically […]
In Order to Return to Dan Gilbert and the Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron James Must Forgive
[Update: LeBron James is signing with the Cleveland Cavaliers.] Everyone has officially dirtied their pants. Virtually nobody whom I have spoken to has any confidence in the idea that LeBron […]
Because of Course J.R. Smith is Driving an Armored Vehicle
I wanted to bash this story so bad when I first heard about it. In case you haven’t heard and, more importantly, in case you happen to be in the […]
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