Staten Island Woman Discovers Key to Longevity: Booze Hard
Just let this play while you read this article. It’ll make sense once you start reading. A Staten Island woman turned 101 about a week ago, which, these days, isn’t […]
Category Archives: MISCELLANY
‘Ware the Monkey!
This is old news, about 2 ½ year-old news, but it’s time that it was brought up again to the public. And I know no one is going to like […]
MTV is Like Your Drunk Uncle
MTV is invading Brooklyn… again. A few days ago, it was announced that the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards will be at the Barclays Center. I first found out through locals […]
Weekend Announcement
We just have a small announcement over the weekend. In case some of you didn’t see where it says this on the site, we will only be publishing new content […]
Letter to My Ex
I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a few months now. This isn’t easy for me to do, and it may not be easy for you to hear. You […]
In Memoriam: The Death of Many Cover Letters, Resumes and Job Applications
It is with great sorrow that I reminisce on the failure of my many job applications and corresponding cover letters. Among those unsuccessful — applications for teaching jobs, non-profit jobs, […]
Songs of My Mother: Part 1
It was the description of the worms that really got me — the thought of the yellowing milk being poured into the metal tray, drowning the small, white, parasitical creatures […]
Little Utopia 