Attention! Alert! Alert! Everything local news taught you about bear attacks may be wrong! Apparently, you don’t need to flap your arms or swivel your eyes maniacally in your head to thwart an imminent bear attack. As “Carl” tells us in this video, all you need to do is raise your hands in the air and then punch that bear straight in his furry face. Maybe this only works if you are as cool as Carl, but if you ever find yourself in the woods alone with a bear and your tiny dog, it might be worth a try.
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Laura Creel (@Little_Utopia) is the managing editor of Little Utopia.
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