If you were thinking of inviting Mason Plumlee of the Brooklyn Nets to your party this weekend, don’t do it. Mason Plumlee will ruin your party.

You and your friends will be having a nice time and then Mason Plumlee will show up. Something shiny will catch his eye and, when he goes to chase it down, he will spill beer all over you. Even though it will totally be his fault that there’s beer all over you and your carpet, he won’t offer to help clean it up.

Mason Plumlee is not a good party guest. Do not invite Mason Plumlee to any of your parties.

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Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.

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