You may think that nothing good can come out of this world until August 2015 when football starts again, but you are wrong. Last night’s Coca-Cola Super Bowl ad foreshadowed a massive infiltration of the internet by high fructose corn syrup. This infiltration (or is it the high fructose corn syrup?) apparently has the effect of curing internet trolls and turning red-faced, shouting news hosts into bffs. This is the cure we have all been looking for!
So, at least we have that to look forward to.
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