Bad news, Pats fans. The New England Patriots won’t win the Super Bowl this year. Los Angeles Clipper faithful … you won’t be celebrating at the end of the year, either.
And yeah, I know these franchises don’t compete in the same sport. It doesn’t matter. The same hex has fallen upon each team: Justin Bieber.
If Justin Bieber happens to start showing up around your favorite team, beware. For sports franchises, Bieber is the angel of death. Like the Indian burial ground the Miami Dolphins built their stadium on, Justin Bieber is a curse that no team can escape from.
Yes, Bieber is the most detestable type of
human being fan there is, but that’s not why he’s bad juju. If he were simply a bandwagon jumper, that would be one thing. But he’s not just that. The guy actually seems to be a legitimate curse.
Just look at this list of teams that Bieber has destroyed with his mere presence. Are you a Belieber now? At what point does it stop being a mere coincidence that his proximity to a team leads to their downfall?
And now here he is a couple nights ago with Rob Gronkowski (and many other Patriots) at a Clippers game.
Gronk might be fiesta, but this isn’t good. There’s no way the party can go on now that the NFL’s lovable neanderthal has gotten this close to Bieber. Things aren’t looking any better for Blake Griffin, either.
Of course, this could all be a big misunderstanding. Maybe the Bieber jinx isn’t real. Maybe it’s all just happenstance. But I doubt it.
Justin Bieber isn’t good for your sports franchise or for much of anything at all. Well, that’s not entirely true. If you are ever attacked by a bear, his music will save you.
Bears are fully aware of the Bieber curse. And they want nothing to do with it.
Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.
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