Is a rocky breakup ahead? (Screen shot from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536324)
Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un better watch out, because their friendship is ON THE ROCKS right now. Remember the Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie breakup? It’s gonna be worse than that.
A trusted source My brain explains the rupture in friendship as the result of Dennis’ hurt feelings. According to this source, Dennis “feels like he is always the one giving, but never gets anything in return.” And indeed, Dennis’ feelings are reflective of the behavior we have seen these besties exhibit over the past few months. Dennis gives astonishing interviews about BFF Kim, complete with unintelligible logic; he gives the gift of beautiful song; he gives the gift of humor. Kim is such a taker, though: He gets all the publizity and gets a spotlight on his dictatorial regime and is praised and coddled and legitimized by an American. Dennis flies around the world to bounce with Kim, without any sort of reciprocal behavior. Kim.Never.Gives.Back.
As wiser women than I have said before, long distance is the wrong distance. If Kim and Dennis want to mend their relationship before it’s too late, they will need to be honest with each other, and this will probably mean spending more time together. While Dennis “love[s]” his best friend, Kim has to open up about the person that he is inside — namely, the type of person who killed his uncle for political gain [like a modern-day Hamlet!]. It can’t all be just fun and games. Booze and drug-fueled partying has really brought these two together, but eventually they will find it necessary to address the deeper issues of the heart. God speed, you two.
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Laura Creel (@Little_Utopia) is the managing editor of Little Utopia.
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Dennis Rodman is bringng his army of basketball players to build the ultimate empire. With Rodman being the closest realistic resemblance to the Persian God-King Xerxes(Other than Jason Taylor) and Kim-Jung Un’s uncanny physical deformities similar to the disabled, Spartan born-exile Ephialtes, the two make a perfect pair. They have discovered with Rodman’s one dimensional defensive rebounding prowess and Jung Un’s relentless intolerance for his own kin, that it will allow them to form an unbeatable human being. Therefore Rodman, being half female, will have a tiny insignificant vagina which is prefect to reproduce with the unfortunate Korean penis of Jung Un’s will look to create the person known as EarthWorm Kim. And he shall resemble the true life version of Jeff Goldblum as “The Fly” in unsuccessful experiment form. I’m just caught up on how CNN could even decipher what Rodman was saying, the translator must have been Hulk Hogan. Something just didn’t seem right about any of it…