Yesterday’s Miami Heat championship parade was probably a little more exciting for Heat players than it should have been. Situated atop double-decker buses, players (except for Norris Cole) had to duck as they passed under overpasses that offered little head clearance. For the Heat, it’s a good thing LeBron James is so agile. It would have been tough for James to defend his MVP and lead the Heat on another title run without a head.

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Charlie Crespo (@Little_Utopia) is the editor-in-chief of Little Utopia.

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