Yesterday, rapper Ja Rule was released from prison. Ja Rule had been incarcerated for most of a two-year sentence for illegal gun possession and tax evasion charges.
Oh. You didn’t even know that he was alive, much less in jail? Come to think of it, I didn’t either.
What’s that? You didn’t miss him growling over lines like, “Girl, get a grip, c’mon, pull it together/It’s only a sun shower, we been through worse weather,” on OK to poor pop/rap songs? Huh… you know what, neither did I.
No, now that you mention it, I have no idea what happened to Ashanti either. The last I heard of her she was making music with Ja Rule. She probably is really happy that he’s is out of prison.
I guess Dave Chappelle was right.
No one has thought about Ja in a long, long time.
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